January 2012
yos3ob:
idk fuck 2011
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Hawaii's ban on fireworks suck shit.
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It's my last day on Tumblr until next year.
brandello:
ohko:
Oh my lord Mr. Windnagle just friend-requested me on Facebook. I’m torn between declining out of disgust and accepting out of curiosity.
DENYDENYDENYDENY
December 2011
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liamazing replied to your photo: farewell 2011♥
the different hairstyles of @shellyseashells
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customer: what is the least amount of ___ I can buy?
me: ................one?
customer: oh...cause I need two.
me: -silent rage-
When you're asked to babysit small children...
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alexis-camille:
I TEXT YOU FIRST.
I feel like i’m annoying.
I feel like i’m a bother.
I feel that because you don’t text me first, i am not important to you.
WHEN YOU TEXT ME FIRST.
I feel important.
I feel like you enjoy talking to me.
I feel as if we’ll be friends for a very long…
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Anonymous asked: you should do a cover of I Am The Best by 2NE1 :3
I'm scared that if I stop reaching out to you...
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So it might just be me, but I absolutely hate when customers put/place/throw money on the counter instead of placing it nicely in your hand. It’s just degrading, to me. That they have the nerve of making you take the extra effort to pick up each bill and coin off the counter, wasting yours and others time. It bothers to me no end when they take bill by bill out and throw them on the counter...
hawndillary:
No one said it was a wrong thing to go with the flow. But sometimes, I just can’t help but wonder..
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cliches.
sherudonnn:
It’s kinda funny, cliches. Just thinking how so many people rely on them for advice, but never really noticed how contradicting they are. “Listen to your heart,” “Think before you act.” How can you think if you’re trying to listen to your heart? “You have to go out and fight for your true love!” “True love will find you.” They do nothing but contradict each other, conflict view...
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Rant.
ahreesha:
Guys are constantly bitching about girls who wear makeup and how girls should embrace their natural beauty. They ask why girls wear makeup and say that they like us better without it, that we’re prettier without it. I mean, yeah. The underlying message is sweet and great: Everyone should appreciate the face that they were born with, etc etc.
But most of the time, I just think:
Shut...
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ahreesha replied to your photoset: プリクラ w/ カレン〜 マジ可愛いネ〜♫?;)(笑)プリクラからもっと可愛くなってぇ♪ ホホホ
Aww, can I go on a lunch/purikura date with you guys? :D
omg~ もちろん。:) 是非行こう!
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You're a true "Jay Park" fan if
You still refer to him as Jaebom
Know he was the leader of 2PM
Know who 2PM is
Know why he had to leave the group
Knew him before he was in Nigahiga’s videos.
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cliches.
It’s kinda funny, cliches. Just thinking how so many people rely on them for advice, but never really noticed how contradicting they are. “Listen to your heart,” “Think before you act.” How can you think if you’re trying to listen to your heart? “You have to go out and fight for your true love!” “True love will find you.” They do nothing but contradict each other, conflict view points, and...
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So talking to Merrie last night made me remember how I had pretty much perfect skin all of my life up until my Senior Year. wtfuq. I’m so mad. I guess I just took it for granted before and didn’t really know how or why it was so nice, but it was. Just saying, considering my skin is shit now. UGH. :[ So over the years, I got fatter, shittier skin, and uglier. omg. I hate growing up....
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Send me the sign and I will do it.
✂: Share one of the hardest moments in your life.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops